Tag Archive: Movie Reviews


Drag Me to Hell

Movie Review: Drag Me to Hell [PG-13]

Reviewed by Crystal

I thought Drag Me to Hell was a horrible movie. It was the cheesiest movie I’ve seen in my entire life. It was very unrealistic. For instance, when the metal iron fell on Mrs. Ganush, her eyeballs popped out and landed on Christine. Also, when Christine is at home doing house chores, a goat comes to her house and tries to attack her. It’s creating noises outside her house nad it was banging on windows and doors, which didn’t make sense at all to me. Since Mrs. Ganush cursed the button on Christine’s coat she has three days till she goes to hell, unless she gives the button to someone else. She thought that she gave the button to Mrs. Ganush’s dead corpse, but didn’t realize it was a coin in an envelope that got mixed in with the button, which she dropped on the floor of her car. I wouldn’t recommend this movie to anyone because it has a really sad ending that leaves you confused. Also, the violence in the movie was cheesy and looked as if it was made back in the 1960’s.

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Employee of the Month

Movie review: Employee of the Month [rated PG-13]

Reviewed by Crystal

I thought Employee of the Month was an excellent movie. It’s a great comedy and romance movie. The plot was the best part. It took place in a supermarket called “Superclub” and it’s about a lazy employee, Zack, that has never won employee of the month. A new girl, Amy, transferred to his store because she dated the employee of the month from the other store she worked at. They broke up and she didn’t want to deal with the fact she had to work with him. Zack finds out about why she is now working at his store and he thinks that if he becomes employee of the month she will go out with him. He competes for employee of the month against his “enemy”, Vince. Zack becomes so involved in trying to win employee of the month that he forgets about his friends and ditches them when they have plans. Amy then finds out that Zack is only trying to win employee of the month for her and she gets upset. To find out what happens next, watch the movie!

I recommend this movie to anyone because it will give you a good laugh and it will teach you that if you want something really bad, you should do it for yourself and not for the other perseon, so they will accept you.